Ryan Murphy Casts Washington Redskins for ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’

Sometimes a creative mind that resembles a bottom and others a top, Ryan Murphy who happens to be one of the men behind the popular television show ‘American Horror Story’ has announced the cast for the upcoming season. Along with Michael Chiklis and the guy with the messy hair from every season past, the Washington Redskins will be heavily featured.

The inclusion of one of the Eagles’ biggest rivals came after the signing of DeSean Jackson. Jackson will join an already circus-like atmosphere in Washington which to Murphy is the exact vision he wants for the upcoming season.

“Everything about the Washington Redskins’ organization jumps out at me as a horror story,” Murphy said. “The new season will be about a circus and that’s exactly what they are.”

Unlike previous seasons of American Horror Story, this one will be a documentary-style under the guise that the film crew is capturing footage for the popular HBO series ‘Hard Knocks.’ Murphy is paying owner Daniel Snyder in Native American arrowheads which he will use to respectively clean his ass cheeks with.