Flyers defenseman Michael del Zorro is wanted by the Texas Rangers for going around and using his hockey stick to cut Zs into everybody’s shirts. The great inconvenience of having someone ruin an otherwise perfectly good shirt has pissed them all off so much, a bounty is on his head.
Del Zorro claims he’s a modern day Mexican Robin Hood who happens to play hockey. His mission, as it appears, is to ruin clothing without any real purpose. In other words, he has no real mission other than shit on your day.
While this is an economic boom to the very popular clothing industry along the Texas/Mexico border, authorities are sick of having to turn so many perfectly good polo shirts into rags.
Any information on Del Zorro should be screamed very loudly into the ear of a police officer when he least suspects it.