The Flyers are holding onto dear life as they hope to earn one of the wild card spots which puts them in the postseason. Injuries to Steve Mason and a lack of offense from everyone except like three fucking guys has them treading water.
Thankfully, the Flyers are not out of the playoff race yet. Mathematically their odds are not good, but there’s still time to gain ground.
Completely unrelated, actor Tom Cruise is not out of the closet yet. The star of the silver screen professes his love of women by jumping on couches and beating Oprah Winfrey at mercy with both hands.
Thankfully, Cruise still has time to come out of the closet. Mathematically it will hurt the iconic roles he has played on the past while actually gaining favor with the gay community.
The only thing left to decide is whether the Flyers make the playoffs first or if after decades of speculation Cruise admits how his favorite scene he’s been a part of was the volleyball one in Topgun.