In an attempt to show favor to females, NFL Commissioner Roger Gooddell announced this morning that the 2016 host of the Super Bowl will be Kim Kardashian’s ass. The event, predetermined to include the New England Patriots, has the chance to take place inside the biggest arena ever.
“We want as many fans as possible to see this event live,” said Gooddell. “There’s no arena on earth with the same capacity as [Kardashian’s] ass so it seemed the obvious host-site.”
Performing at half-time will be Kardashian’s husband, Kanye West. Considering where the event is taking place, many parents are concerned what act he will be performing whether it be lewd and sexual or just egotistical and musical.