DeMarco Murray Signs with the Eagles – Mel Gibson Converts to Judaism

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After trading star running back LeSean McCoy, the Eagles upgraded at the position with the signing of free agent back DeMarco Murray. Previously a member of the rival Dallas Cowboys, Murray joins the eagles in a season full of changes.

Will any grudges continue? Will players set aside the past and work cohesively going forward? There’s so much intrigue from this signing, we can’t wait to see what happens!

In other news, megastar Mel Gibson has converted to Judaism. An actor, director, and a one-time stuntman who actually would dislocate his shoulders for the second Lethal Weapon film without a double, Gibson is the ultimate entertainment threat. Because of this he felt it necessary to convert to Judaism to help further his Hollywood career.

When asked what he’d miss most about believing in Christ, Gibson said it was drinking milk while eating steak.

Previously a member of the rival anti-Semites, Gibson joins a large population of people who have not been so lucky throughout history.

Will any grudges continue? Will Gibson realize we all bleed the same blood except some bleed a greedier gold colored kind? There’s so much intrigue from this switch of religions, we can’t wait to see what happens!

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