A shit gift from a friend to look up his family tree at incestry.com – popular among southerners – 94 WIP operations manager Andy Bloom discovered famed traitor Benedict Arnold in his bloodline.
“I’m shocked,” said Bloom. “I’m incredibly loyal. How could I be related to the most famous treason committererererer in history?”
Bloom apparently made the discovery shortly after naming Josh Innes and Tony Bruno the new afternoon while passing up on Glen Macnow, Anthony Gargano, Rob Ellis, Rob Charry, Paul Jolovitz, Ike Reese, Hollis Thomas, Reuben Frank, Marc Farzetta, Brian Haddad, and everyone else who works at the station for the position.