The Eagles made the tough decision to release defensive back Cary Williams today after another season of disappointment. Naturally, Williams headed straight to unemployment to see what others could do for him. Witnesses say that while in line at the office, Williams failed to cover his spot in line.
As the breakdown occurred, others passed him and left Williams tugging at their shirts.
Several rookies, first time unemployed people, were able to easily outmaneuver the veteran Williams. Moves like spinning in circles and pointing then shouting “look over there!” were distractions used to defeat Williams’ defense.
There’s no second-guessing the decision to cut Williams. Likely, the Eagles will replace him with the latest toy from a McDonald’s Happy Meal. At least those have a warning about choking on them.