Breaking News: LeSean McCoy Rumored in Trade to Buffalo, On Suicide Watch

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Eagles running back LeSean McCoy is rumored to be the centerpiece of a trade that will send him to the Buffalo Bills. Reports say the trade will not be finalized until next week, meaning, a suicide watch has been placed on the star running back.

In return, the Eagles are expected to receive a draft pick they will blow on the wrong player or two draft picks they will blow on the wrong players.

We’ll have more on this story as it develops from a prepubescent girl into a full-blown woman.

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One thought on “Breaking News: LeSean McCoy Rumored in Trade to Buffalo, On Suicide Watch

  1. I read ” they will blow on the wrong player” as “they will blow the wrong player” :/

    Just proves that I shouldn’t be reading this before coffee.

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