Flyers Trade Kimmo Timonen to Antique’s Roadshow Auctioneer

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Late last night, the Flyers announced the trade of defenseman Kimmo Timonen to an Antique’s Roadshow Auctioneer. The ancient relic will be placed in a museum in London for English children to flick boogers at.

Upon hearing the news of the trade, Timonen was said to be “in shock” and “unsure of where he even was or which nurse in the room was his granddaughter.”

In return, the Flyers will receive some younger and healthier players including a mummy and someone in the final stages of Ebola.

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