The wife of former Phillies pitcher Brett Myers, Shauna, was spotted out on the town last night with what she claims is a tattoo of a tire around her right eye.
“I’m not sure why everyone is making a big deal about this,” said Shauna. “Tattoos are as common as a facial piercing or my husband making an enemy in the locker room. This isn’t newsworthy. Please leave me alone. Everything is okay.”
Several of Shauna’s close friends were originally worried that she had walked into a door again, a common problem she had years ago. This conclusion they jumped to was justified as a tattoo of a tire around your eye is certainly strange. Even odder was an indentation in the middle of the tattoo that is an exact match for her husband’s 2008 World Series ring; almost as if it was forcefully imprinted there.
Myers joked with the media about his wife’s crazy decisions. He even pointed out how she “had something else coming to her for making this public” which could mean another tattoo gift is on its way.