Pittsburgh Penguins’ superstar Sidney Crosby excels at drawing made up penalties. One penalty he is seriously in disagreement with is the too many men on the ice call. According to Crosby, “there can never be enough men on the ice!”
Other penalties Crosby is okay with include holding and high sticking. Crosby had thought it was high dicking, a favorite past time of his anus.
One penalty Crosby would like to see less of is interference. Crosby believes strongly that what one man does to another while he’s biting a pillow is nobody’s business but theirs and the gimp in the other room.