Missing person Bernie Daniels disappeared 4 months ago after a night of drinking with former high school classmates he still talks to but no longer considers friends. An intensive search throughout the city lasting several afternoons turned up zero results. Today police announced Daniels was discovered lost within the confines of the CBS Philly website.
Daniels was streaming 94 WIP at the time of his disappearance. A poorly written article caught his eye which then led to clicking on a few more. Pop-up ads and slow loading screens caused Daniels to become confused. It didn’t take long before Daniels was officially lost inside of the website.
Police have ordered those who designed the CBS Philly website to rethink everything and make it a bit simpler to travel through. The designers have agreed to do so right after they finish their homework.