Breaking News: Anthony Hitchens Reversed Pass Interference Call Proves God Does Not Exist

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A mission to do what his brother Christopher could never do, Dallas Cowboys’ defensive back Anthony Hitchens proved that God does not exist.

Hitchens accomplished this goal by blatantly interfering with a receiver during the Cowboys’ playoff game tonight against the Detroit Lions and not receiving a penalty. Originally, one of the referees threw a flag signaling the foul. A firm believer in Christ, the referee wanted to do what was right and call a clean game.

The penalty was later reversed by the head of referee crew, Satan. This has led to speculation that a conspiracy is in the works to keep the Cowboys in the playoffs because of all of the money it could make.

The NFL continues to receive negative attention for the behavior of its referees. Just last month it was a team of officials who ruled against bringing the Eric Garner murder to trial. Originally ruled that he was killed due to excessive force, the referees were quickly overruled by some bribery from Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones who looks like he really hates black people.

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