The expert hackers of North Korea are bringing the battle close to Philadelphia. According to preliminary findings without any backing outside of speculation, the Communist nation has hacked into the mind of Eagles safety Bradley Fletcher and made him an awful football player.
Not wanting to let the terrorists win, the Eagles are defiant in pulling Fletcher from the starting lineup. North Korea has threatened further, claiming their next target would be Cary Williams.
The Eagles responded to this new threat by showing North Korea game footage of Williams over the last two seasons. North Korea then conceded that enough damage had already been done with Williams performing at his best.