Tony Manero to Miss Eagles/Redskins Game Due to Saturday Night Fever

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The oddly scheduled match-up between the Philadelphia Eagles and Washington Redskins taking place tonight on a Saturday had football fan Tony Manero fuming. Due to dance fever, Manero had already made plans to go out dancing to blow off excess steam from a difficult work week.

“It’s a conflict of interests,” said Manero. “I love the football, but I also know that I need to dance out my negative energy and hide my true sexual feelings.”

Manero has already contacted several of his favorite night clubs in regards to possibly playing the game on one of the televisions. So far he has only received rejection as night club owners for the most part have shitty taste in things.

Only hours before kickoff, and hopefully not an onside one, time is running out for Manero to decide how he will spend his Saturday night.

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