Saturday Night Football: Redskins Host Eagles on the Wrong Day


Schedule makers must have been confused by the popular phrase associated with football, “Any given Sunday.” When putting together the schedule for the 2014 Eagles they completely neglected to realize they had scheduled them to play the Washington Redskins on a Saturday.

“Because this game takes place on a Saturday instead of a Sunday we don’t know what to expect,” said Average National Broadcaster. “The odds are in the favor of the Redskins since they have the home field advantage. I wouldn’t fully rule out the Eagles though since they are clearly the better team and have more wins.”

Further insight as to how Average National Broadcaster makes his picks can be found on his twitter @doucheknowsnothing_15.

Meanwhile, the Eagles are claiming they will win and the Redskins are saying, “Nuh uh we will.”

To find out we’ll all just need to sacrifice our Saturday nights and watch fat people smack their heads together.


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