After serving a lengthy suspension lasting over 60 seasons, Adolf Hitler has been reinstated as the Chancellor of Germany by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
“[Hitler] served his time with grace and class,” said Goodell. “His punishment was one of the longer ones in history and without a doubt I know he learned his lesson.”
At a small press conference held in Austria, Hitler told reports he was relieved to have his suspension lifted. Appearing very excited to get back into ruling Germany, he was sure to thank Goodell for his patience with him.
“Mr. Goodell and I have a lot in common,” said Hitler.
And anything he said after, surely ruined Goodell’s image further.