Embarrassed: Ryan Howard’s Twin Brother Has Facial Reconstructive Surgery

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The Sprouses, the Olsens, Lindsay Lohan in Parent Trap until her sister died while filming; these are all famous twins. Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard is a twin even though most people wouldn’t know.

Corey Howard, who was in the womb with Ryan then squeezed out of the same vagina, is scheduled to undergo facial reconstructive surgery later this month. When asked why he wanted to change his appearance Corey handed a copy of Ryan’s statistics from the last 3 seasons over to reporters.

“It’s very embarrassing to look like a designated hitter who is on a National League roster,” said Corey. “I love my brother and all. I just can’t tolerate looking like someone with a .240 batting average.”

In the meantime, Corey will refrain from doing anything which may actually make people think he’s Howard with runners on base.

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