Now a Small Vietnamese Man, LeSean McCoy Says “I Am the Same Player”

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What’s going on with Eagles’ running back LeSean McCoy? Last week he was whining about anything he can after a win and today he came out at Eagles’ practice allegedly looking a bit more Vietnamese.

Many are wondering if McCoy is the same player in spite of the decrease in size, change in race, and generally toxic attitude.

“I am the same prayer,” said McCoy in his new Vietnamese accent. “That for arr of you figure out. I am same prayer. You crazy? I not address you. Didi Mao.”

How McCoy seemingly overnight became a whole new person remains a mystery. Many are curious if perhaps it really isn’t Shady, suggesting he has paid off a Vietnamese man to take his place while he sulks over not getting enough yards. Understandably, he’s a professional athlete and has every right to be such a big baby.

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