Since joining the Eagles, Brandon Graham has had very little success. People have called him a lot of mean things, the worst being Bust: a pop culture magazine targeted to feminists.
“Don’t they know I am a person and not a magazine?” asked Graham. “I know my play is flat and nobody really needs it–like a magazine; but I do think I serve a purpose.
Graham, the first Eagle currently on the roster with a last name of a cracker since John Saltine on the 1989-1991 teams, still has a lot to prove to ensure people will actually believe he is not a feminist magazine. The first step in proving he is not a magazine might be getting rid of the beer advertisement on his back and to stop spitting all of those magazine renewal cards whenever he goes upside down.