The voice of morality and always doing their best effort to help children, Penn State has pulled their offer to allow one of the high school students from Sayreville involved in “Thumbgate” from playing for the team next season. Penn State would hate to ruin their image by having someone with such inexcusable behavior in their locker room. This would be the first time anyone not nominated for sainthood would be involved in team activities.
In a related story, a local pot called the kettle black. People are outraged by the possibly racist observation however there is a Penn State football game later today so everybody will forget about it and cheer their team like lemmings.