Jay Rosehill Changes Name to Sound More Threatening


After being placed on waivers by the Flyers, Jay Rosehill decided it had nothing to do with his play and everything to do with his last name. An enforcer never fearful of throwing a punch, Rosehill is determined to come up with a scarier sounding last name.

Historically, nobody fears a rose and only Jack of Jack and Jill fame has a fear of hills. Only a last name like Puppyflower would be less goonish than the one he currently has.

Several last names Rosehill is considering are Guncliff, Rocketbomb, and Werewolfmonstertruck. Rosehill is in no rush to decide as he plans to learn how to ice skate first before trying to find a new job in the NHL.


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