Eagles Defensive Coordinator Bill Davis Not Buying Brandon Boykin Starting Lineup Action Figure

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Eagles Defensive Coordinator Bill Davis has refused to buy a Brandon Boykin Starting Lineup action figure off of eBay despite the great deal offered. Obviously much more remarkable than the Bradley Fletcher Starting Lineup action figure, Davis has decided to stick with what he already has.

“I know having the Fletcher Starting Lineup in my collection is not the best choice,” said Davis. “There are lots of holes in it and it can’t even cover itself in dust. The thing is spotless and in mint condition because like most toys targeted at adult collectors, it really doesn’t do much.”

Many are calling for Davis to make the switch from the Fletcher Starting Lineup to the one of Boykin. Davis appears too stubborn and incontinent to bother trying something new. Perhaps Andy Reid is dead and is now possessing him.

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