Sixers Begin Practicing for the 2013 Season 12 Months Late

76ers practice

In a move that defines the phrase “better late than never,” the Philadelphia 76ers showed up to practice today ready to prepare for the 2013 season.

“I know it’s 12 months too late, but you have to give us credit for trying,” said Coach Brett Brown. “We could have just continued tanking.”

Seemingly unfamiliar with how calendars and time work, in that he thinks preparing for something a year later can have any effect on the past or present, Brown sees a lot of positive things coming.

“We’ve got a lot of good things going on right now,” said Brown. “Two for one tickets every weekday game. Shaun Bradley Bobblehead Night. A half-time performance by one of the guys from Boyz II Men. This season has it all!”

When asked if he had anything to say about the team, a lone tear streamed down Brown’s face. He then excused himself where reporters heard heavy sobbing coming from the bathroom.

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