Phillies Pitchers Get Shelled to Help Promote New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie


Have you seen the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s movie? If you haven’t, why the hell are you so damn smart!?!?

Teaming up with the producers of the film, the Phillies’ pitchers got shelled. This very punny promotion was done in part to help advertise that very same Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film.

“It’s unnecessary promotions like these that make me happy I got back into baseball,” said interim whatever title he has Pat Gillick.

In a very similar promotion, the 76ers have planned a Dumb and Dumber To Night set for November. This promotion will bring together several famous Philadelphia names past and present like Phillies General Manager Ruben Amaro Jr., Donovan McNabb, everyone affiliated with the 76ers 2003-present, and Philadelphia sports personality Howard Eskin who will be present to insult them all.


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