20 High School Recruits Commit to Penn State – 20 High School Recruits Never Heard of Jerry Sandusky


Penn State looks to be back to normal as they already have 20 high school recruits committed to playing for the football team next season. That’s a baker’s dozen plus a lucky 7!

Oddly enough, these same 20 recruits when asked what they thought of the Jerry Sandusky scandal had never heard the name before.

“We’ve done a great job at playing football well and making everyone forget about the past,” said Penn State Head Coach James Franklin. “Plus with drugs and how quickly MTV moves it’s hard for incoming freshmen to even remember last week’s episode of Awkward.”

Among the recruits are a big fat guy from the south who will inevitably die far too young and a closeted homosexual defensive back who will be outspoken against gay rights.

Fans of the Nittany Lions are excited for the new recruits, particularly those who are in complete denial about the horrendous events that took place right on the campus.


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