Claude Giroux Suffers Lower-Body Injury – Probably His Butt


Finally, some exciting news from the Flyers!

At the team’s first practice of the preseason, Captain Claude Giroux suffered a very unspecific lower-body injury. Based on his most recent arrest which involved grabbing the ass of a male police officer, we can only assume karma has come back to pinch Giroux in the posterior.

The team has remained silent on the exact location or type of injury. They have admitted he will be out for two cheeks….errr two weeks. He should be available to return on opening gay…errr opening day.

The 2014 season for the Flyers begins on October 8th when they will lose to the Bruins in Boston.


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