Temple University running back Je’Marcus Williams-Thompson-Harris-Williams Jr. was shot during their latest game. The incident occurred on an attempted sweep play that resulted in a gain of 3 yards, just short of the first down. Unfortunately for Williams-Thompson-Harris-Williams, nobody noticed the blood pouring from his uniform due to the uniform color.
“When he collapsed on the ground with no reason I just thought this was what Temple football was all about,” said one student.
“There are so many gunshots, nobody thought anything of this one,” replied another much fatter and uglier student who was given far less time to voice her opinion because of it.
Williams-Thompson-Harris-Williams was shortly taken to the Temple University Medical Center where he is receiving the best treatment possible from college students with no experience.
Oh and the team won!