Phillies closer Jonathan Papelbon was caught blowing a save in an abandoned parking lot earlier today to the Miami Marlins. He lost his cool and was ejected from the game. It appears when Papelbon blows he is unable to swallow his pride or any other bad tastes blowing a save has left in his mouth.
No arrest has been made as the blown save appeared, at least for now, consensual. Papelbon surely cares more about his own career than anything else. And by the looks of his tiny button nose, he would definitely bite it to spite his face.